Undersigned

Undersigned is a ritual of self-exploration and discovery for one participant at a time. The premise you step into is one of enormous possibility, and equally staggering consequence.

Your appointment will last up to 50 minutes, and will involve you writing, speaking, responding to prompts and making decisions. Most of your time will be spent blindfolded.

What will happen remains to be written by your hand.

Management invites you to come and answer your own question.

Getting a reservation for this experience is a risk. This risk is certainly your money, of which $100 is no small gamble. It’s also your time, of which 50 minutes may be an equal or greater risk (to say nothing of travel time, or heavens forbid - parking). Most of all, this risk is also your participation; you will be taking a distinctly active role in your invocation, and you stand to gain as much as you are willing to venture.

While Management certainly supports the business of risky business, in recognition of the gamble you are taking, the management of the Undersigned will join you in risk: at the venue, there will be an envelope with your name on it containing 30% of your Down Payment, in cash. When your experience is complete, should you feel you got more than you bargained, you will have the option to add money to it. Should you feel otherwise, you will also have the option of taking money out, and walking away.

The Management of Undersigned bets that you won't.

Management believes firmly that risk should not only be available to those with means, and is committed to creating accessible paths to appointments. Currently, we are offering “matinee” appointment times for those with unconventional work hours; a limited number of $85 appointments will be made available in each appearance for Artists, Students, and Creative Professionals, along with an even more limited number of $65 appointments for Artists, Students, and Creative Professionals who are hard up. No matter what Down Payment you offer, we will wager 30% of it in an envelope after your experience.

Management employs no means testing; instead, we trust our participants to discuss frankly with themselves which resources are for them and which are for others.

Should the “hard up” rate be simply too high, or should the appointment time you were eyeing already have been snapped up by someone who took while you looked, Management also offers Standby Registration for those rare instances in which a participant is delayed, waylaid, or otherwise mislaid on the day of their appointment. You may use the ticketing platform to join the Waitlist for any given day of appointments (only one Waitlist reservation is necessary), and if luck is in your favor, you will receive a notification to quickly come and snatch an appointment at the $15 Standby rate.

Finally, when the generosity of past participants permits it, a very limited number of "Pay It Forward" sessions may be available. Those interested should email undersigned.info@gmail.com for more information.

Undersigned has no permanent home, and instead makes irregular appearances in tours across the United States and Internationally. Appearances can come and go from the same venue, or appear somewhere once and never again. No matter where it appears, each participant is allowed one appointment, and no more — so best to take your one chance whenever it presents itsself.

If you’re the patient type, you can wait to see when next it will come to you by checking this site regularly.

If you’re another type entirely, you can request an appearance in your area by joining the Waitlist above and specifying regions of interest - the more who clamor in a given the city, the sooner it is likely to appear.

Undersigned is an appointment for participants 18 and up.

If you have already experienced this piece and feel strongly that a young person in your life would benefit from an Appointment of their own, Management makes limited exceptions upon the completion of separate Waivers from both parent and minor. Parents are reminded that the experience will ultimately be shaped by and belong to the minor, who will also possess all standard rights and obligations to perfect discretion over the contents of their own appointment.

Management believes firmly that entering into your Appointment with an absolutely minimum of expectations or foreknowledge is of great value to participants, and we do not reduce your value lightly.

That being said, we are also keenly aware that many possible reasons may present in which this lack of knowledge proves a barrier to access for some. If you require more information before making your booking, Management invites you to email undersigned.info@gmail.com with either your specific questions and concerns or a general appeal for clarity in the universe (at least, as it pertains to this particular opportunity), and a reply will follow shortly.