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SO WHAT IS THIS ANYWAY?
CAN I HAVE SOMEONE JOIN ME?
Users often have a friend or partner join them, either on speakerphone or by merging the call.
Users are reminded that this is a System designed originally for one participant at a time. Should you be considering bringing a companion, the following questions may be instructive:
Would I want to share my solitude with this person?
Would I be relieved to be trapped in an elevator with them?
How long would it take us to agree on a film for a movie night?
CAN I CALL FROM OUTSIDE THE US?
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WHAT IF I WANT TO ADD MORE THAN ONE PERSON?
WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFO ABOUT ACCESSIBILITY OR CONTENT CONSIDERATIONS?
Further details about FAQs or the Telelibrary experience are available by request. While a sense of discovery and the unknown are important parts of your session, the Telelibrary seeks to make itself accessible to as many persons as possible. You are invited to email any questions, concerns about content warnings or accessibility, or requests to firstname.lastname@example.org.
NO, BUT REALLY — WHAT IS IT?
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IS THIS EXPERIENCE CHILD-FRIENDLY?
The System has been informed that every child is unique, special, and remarkable (and your child even more so). As such, it is difficult to determine how they may respond to any given theme which may be explored in your session, (or how willing they are to navigate a telephone-based experience).
While content-warnings and considerations are available (see "more info about accessibility"), it may prove instructive to consider the following scenario:
You have just entered a used book-store. Books of every kind cram the shelves and lay in stacks on the floor, and there's no telling what you might find in the first one you pick up. You think someone is burning incense, but you can't quite say what the scent is, and though there's a bell to ring for assistance, you have no idea who will show up if you ring it.
Now imagine that your child is with you. Are you excited to share this space with them? What kind of conversations might you need to have before, during, or after you do so?
The Telelibrary uses cutting-edge telephonic technology to provide you with adventure, entertainment and edification from the comfort and social distance of your own home. Our catalogue is constantly changing and evolving with new selections and features, and our system is designed to adapt to your needs and preferences. Our system is friendly, easy to use, professional, and only mostly fictional.
In this award-winning 50-minute telephone experience for an audience of one, a simple phone tree blossoms into something entirely unexpected. With its constantly changing and evolving catalogue and innovative interface The Telelibrary creates “a surprisingly fractal exploration of what it means to be human” (Jury Statement, INDIECADE). Running for over 20 months to waitlist-only audiences, The Telelibrary has proven to be an undeniable literary page-turner, which “has a feeling of intimacy and aliveness that other remote or online interactive experiences often can’t quite capture” (No Proscenium); “You’re continually wondering what lurks behind the next aural corner of this phone system […] the journey through the library is different for everyone, and it’s truly something better experienced than described” (Backstory.net).
The Telelibrary is a genre-defying auditory that is “Part comedy, part confessional, and part therapy,” (the Philadelphia Inquirer), and at nearly 1000 performances, a radical experiment in long-form storytelling at the most intimate scale. No two visits are alike, and your experience is a mystery until you pick up the phone.
This System is here for you—how will you use it?
Best. Ear. Show. Ever.